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Hoco proposals that Taylor Swift would approve

It’s not too late to impress that date!
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Laura Landsbaum
Claire and Josh exchanged mums before their homecoming date in 2014.

CLASSIC
If you wanna go to hoco with me please speak now
I know that you belong with me at homecoming
I would be enchanted to go to hoco with you
My wildest dream is for you to go to hoco with me
Will you shake it off at hoco
I’m going to be fearless and ask you to hoco
Be fearless and go to hoco with me
Mehehehee and youhohoo at hoco?
I promise that you’ll never find another like me at hoco
We’ll never go out of style at hoco together
Are you ready for hoco with me
I love you ain’t that the worst thing you ever heard, hoco?
I’d be the anti hero if I don’t go to hoco with you
I’d be in a lavender haze if you went to hoco with me
Sparks would fly if we went to hoco together

FUNNY
I would have a death by a thousand cuts if you said no to hoco
Do you want to go to hoco in my stupid old pick up truck
Are we out of the woods? Are we at hoco yet?
I’ll drive the getaway car after hoco
I’m a mess but I’m the mess that you wanted to go to hoco with
I got a bad boy persona that’s what they like you love it so hoco?
I never trust a narcissist but hoco?
I pictured you with other people at hoco and threw up on the street
And when I meet the band they ask do you have a date, what do I say? (Check yes or no)
I bet you think about me and you at hoco together
AS A TEXT: I can’t say anything to your face…hoco?
__ is that girl like… hoco? GRAH
I’d beg you on my knees to go to hoco
I Hope you can tolerate me at hoco
I know delusion when I see it in the mirror but hoco?
I had an epiphany. Hoco?
I may have champagne problems, but hoco?
You’re younger than my exes but you act like such a man so, hoco?
Hung my head as I lost the war and asked you to hoco
I’m a foolish one so hoco?
It’d be weird but fucking beautiful if we went to hoco together
There’s no better man for you at hoco than me
Moms roll the dice, dads roll their eyes, hoco anyway?
Will you swear to be over dramatic and true to me at hoco
I know that I’m a handful baby but will you still go to hoco with me
I wish you would…ask me to hoco
I hit my peak at 7 feet but hoco?
I wanna brainwash you into loving me at hoco forever
This pathological people pleaser wants to go to hoco with you
I know you’re a gold rush but hoco?
You’ll break my soul in two if you say no to hoco
I’d be a mad woman if we didn’t go to hoco together
I heard ab the girl who lives in delusion. Hoco
Can we dress for revenge at hoco together
You should take it as a compliment that I’m asking you to hoco
I would be doing something bad if I didn’t ask you to hoco
I’m so in love that I might stop breathing so hoco while I am?
Well you’re a cowboy like me so hoco?
Sitting on a bench in Coney Island wondering if you’ll go to hoco with me
Catastrophic blues if you don’t go to hoco with me
Simple complication, miscommunication leads to fallouts, so let me make it clear: hoco?

SWEET
Oh my my I would love to go to hoco with you
Will you be the king of my heart at hoco
Come back be here at hoco with me
Taylor taught me how to get the girl: hoco?
But I could still melt your world at hoco
Us at hoco would be timeless
Stay beautiful at hoco
Us at hoco would make it the best day
Will you be the 1 for me at hoco
Forever & always my date to hoco?
Stay beautiful at hoco
All I know is this could either break my heart or bring it back to life at hoco
When ___ falls in love he asks __ to hoco
I can still see it all in my mind: you and me at hoco
Life makes love look hard but hoco could be ours
My heart’s been borrowed and yours has been blue but I’d love to go to homecoming with you
The jury’s out my my choice is you as my hoco date
Don’t you worry your pretty little mind here I am asking you to hoco
Stay stay stay with me at hoco
Will we still worship this love at hoco
I’m only me when I’m with you at hoco
All I know is a simple name, ___ will you go to hoco with me
I’d give all I have honey to go to hoco with you
I like shiny things but I’d go to hoco with you wearing paper rings
I will make you my mural my temple my sky if you go to hoco
All I know is this could either break my heart or bring it back to life at hoco
I think we should begin again at hoco
In another life I’d still want to go to hoco with you

PASSIVE
I forgot that you existed…hoco?

DRAMATIC
Give me closure at hoco
You should’ve said no to hoco with that other guy
I know places we won’t be found at hoco
Let’s dance with our hands tied at hoco
You and I walk a fragile line but hoco?
My name is whatever you decide and I’m just gonna call you mine at hoco
Can I be your London boy at hoco
I don’t want you like a bsf at hoco
Come on come on don’t leave me like this be my hoco date
I wanna leave him. Can you be my reason? Hoco?
Everybody moved on but I want you to go to hoco with me
This is me standing in front of you swallowing my pride asking you to hoco
I could go to hoco with the other guy but I’d spend the whole night wishing he was you instead

CASUAL
Tis the damn season for you to go to hoco with me
Will you dance on holy ground with me at hoco
I wish you would be my hoco date
I just want you like a bsf at hoco
Don’t blame me for asking you to hoco
It’s time to go… to hoco
You left me no choice but to ask you to hoco
Homecoming would be wonderland with you
Long story short I wanna go to hoco with you
I can see you and me at hoco
Can hoco be ours
You’re so gorgeous. Hoco?
It would hit different if you went to hoco with me
Will you be my miss Americana to my heartbreak prince at hoco
I know this delicate but will you be mine at hoco
Get bejeweled for hoco with me
I don’t trust nobody and nobody trust me but can I be the actress staring in your hoco 2023
For you I would call from grace just to be your date at hoco
Can those ocean blue eyes look in mine at hoco?
I would be the lucky one if you went to hoco with me
Baby let the games begin at hoco
This love would be great at homecoming
There’ll be happiness at hoco with you
Can I ask you a question? Hoco?
Cause I like you…will you go to hoco with me
This is me trying to ask you to hoco
I just wanted you to know that I want to go to hoco with you
All you have to do is come with me to hoco
We’re the best of friends anyway so hoco
Don’t you dream impossible dreams like us at hoco together
Karma’s Taylor’s boyfriend so will you be mine at hoco
Just think of all the fun things we could do at hoco
I’d be in a state of Grace if you went to homecoming with me
Maybe this is wishful thinking, probably mindless dreaming but will you go to hoco with me?
I used my best colors for this hoco sign
And if you’re ever tired of being known for who you know, you know you can always be my hoco date
It would be sad beautiful and tragic if we didn’t go to hoco together
Hoco could be a chapter in the story of us
We can make the whole place shimmer if we go to hoco together
What’s a girl gonna do but ask you to hoco
Can we be on our vigilante shit together at hoco
The greatest of luxuries is your yes to hoco
For you I would cross the line waste my time lose my mind at hoco
Will you run with me to hoco
That’s a real fucking legacy: they go to hoco together
Hoco would an un breakable heaven with you
I pretend you’re my date to hoco all the damn time
Every love I’ve known in comparison is failure so hoco
It’d be nice to have a friend at hoco
This ain’t for the best but hoco?
Is it chill that you’re in my head. Hoco?
Oh my love is a lie but hoco?
The story of us would look like a tragedy if we didn’t go to hoco together
You are the one that I love don’t need another metaphor it’s simple enough, will you go to hoco with me?
So many things that i wish you knew, i want to go to hoco with you
My castles would crumble if we didn’t go to hoco together

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Rebecca Lively
Rebecca is a junior at TWHS. She has lived in The Woodlands for three years after living in Oklahoma for most of her life. Besides newspaper, she is involved with the theatre department.
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